Lament of the Bloodsail Admiral

Avast, me maties, the time is near.

Today the day was finally here.

On WoW with dreams of hope I logged..

I wanted to join the pirates who grogged.

But curses, I say, to my fellows in plunder.

Your chosen location was quite a large blunder!

For I, a Bloodsail Admiral cannot be seen

Near the short little people with skins of green.

I swallowed my pride and made the trip

But alas, my pvp gear I did not equip.

For alongside the angry, rep-hungry Cartel

Was a mob of angry Horde whose position was swell.

The guards did latch on me like barnacles at sea.

Their nets were quite annoying though their damage was wee.

I died several times and then several more..

Just trying to make it past the Flight Master's floor.

I finally made it in death to the roof,

Hoping the few guards there would remain as aloof.

But one of them saw me and fired his gun,

And I was flung into the ocean like a spring that had sprung.

The Horde did attack me and sadly for me

I am absolutely horrible at shadow pvp.

Several more corpse runs and then to my glee.

Before another death the achievement I'd see.