Avast, me maties, the time is near.
Today the day was finally here.
On WoW with dreams of hope I logged..
I wanted to join the pirates who grogged.
But curses, I say, to my fellows in plunder.
Your chosen location was quite a large blunder!
For I, a Bloodsail Admiral cannot be seen
Near the short little people with skins of green.
I swallowed my pride and made the trip
But alas, my pvp gear I did not equip.
For alongside the angry, rep-hungry Cartel
Was a mob of angry Horde whose position was swell.
The guards did latch on me like barnacles at sea.
Their nets were quite annoying though their damage was wee.
I died several times and then several more..
Just trying to make it past the Flight Master's floor.
I finally made it in death to the roof,
Hoping the few guards there would remain as aloof.
But one of them saw me and fired his gun,
And I was flung into the ocean like a spring that had sprung.
The Horde did attack me and sadly for me
I am absolutely horrible at shadow pvp.
Several more corpse runs and then to my glee.
Before another death the achievement I'd see.